Dear Hormones,
I thought we had a deal: you got to do whatever you want without chemical intervention, but you had to stick to a predictable schedule: a week of this, a week of that, a week of blah and a week of relaxing. A tight regime of 28 days, filled with misery, mayhem and moments of quiet consideration. So every now and then it was 27 or even 26 days, I didn't complain about that, but 21? WTF? That is NOT acceptable! This way I don't get my well deserved week of rest, damn it! Next month I expect you to be back on the four week schedule, thank you very much. :-(